Bag Serials: Nutcracker #1
March 17, 2008
“Oh, just hurrying to Rodeo to replace these two size too small pants. Hee,” through a fixed jaw and arced raised eyebrows while grabbing a fresh Dunkin Donuts coffee.
“But you have a very merry Christmas.”
A sheet of studded rhinestones pressed out “Princess” through the back of the plastic bag in her left hand and the server says,
”Aww you’re so sweet, And you too!”
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Cigarette cut jet black Oscars, the bling back collection. Sporting all the latest 90s throwback, post-feminist affirmations like, “Slut”, “Spoiled” and “Jappy!” But I must only get Princess. Princess or nothing. Women. On top of that, get this, $50. That’s after a discount from that friend of her’s. What’s-her-face. But apparently they’re all the rage and it’s not like I don’t have the money to spend. Besides, blowjobs that good are hard to come by. No gag reflex or anything. Merry Christmas to me. And a happy happy New Year.
